Five Goes Too Far/Transcript

Purple Face: Hey viewers! Want protection from noises?

Unknown: Can you be more specific?

Purple Face: Uuuh you know those loud noises?

Unknown: Whatever.

Purple Face: Then buy our revolutionary earmuffs!

* Six appears in the background*

Six: * SCREECH*

BBC Two: Six, Stop Screeching it's not even funny everything

* Deforms BBC Two*

Stapy: *throws fork at 6* How dare you mutilate my friend BBC Two!

Six: * Shoots an energy beam at Stapy*

Basketball: